Shaving Cream

Words & Music:

Benny Bell with Paul Wynn

 

C                                  G

I have a sad story to tell you, it may hurt your feelings a bit.

G7                             C           F            G7

Last night when I walked in my bathroom, I stepped in a big pile of...

 

CHORUS:

C

Shaving cream, be nice and clean!

F          C              G7          C

Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

 

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend, her antics are queer I'll admit.

Each time I say, "Darling, I love you," she tells me that I'm full of...

 

CHORUS:

 

Our baby fell out of the window.  You'd think that her head would be split.

But good luck was with her that morning.  She fell in a barrel of...

 

CHORUS:

 

An old lady died in a bathtub.  She died from a terrible fit.

In order to fulfill her wishes, she was buried in six feet of...

 

CHORUS:

 

When I was in France with the army, one day I looked into my kit.

I thought I would find me a sandwich, but the darn thing was loaded with...

 

CHORUS:

 

And now, folks, my story is ended, I think it is time I should quit.

If any of you feel offended, stick your head in a barrel of...

 

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