Gopher Guts

Words & Music:

Traditional American

 

[spoken:]  What are we having for breakfast?

C

Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.

G7                     C

Mutilated monkey meat, little turdy birdie feet.

C

French-fried eyeballs floating in a pool of mud,

F                         G7      C

That's what we'll have to eat!    Yum!

 

[spoken:]  What are we having for lunch?

Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.

Mutilated monkey meat, little turdy birdie feet.

French-fried eyeballs floating in a pool of mud,

That's what we'll have to eat!    Yuck!

 

[spoken:]  What are we having for supper?

Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.

Mutilated monkey meat, little turdy birdie feet.

French-fried eyeballs floating in a pool of mud,

And I forgot my spoon!

C              C7

But, they have straws...DARN!

 




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