Mademoiselle From Armentieres
(the really raunchy,
incredibly offensive version)
Words & Music:
True Origin Unknown, but WWI British
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
THIS IS THE ONE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE TRENCHES!
It is a remarkable example of both wartime propaganda & pure, soldier smut.
You've been fairly forewarned.
Three
German Officers crossed the Rhine, parlez-vous.
Three
German Officers crossed the Rhine, parlez-vous.
Three
German Officers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the
women and drink the wine,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
They came
to the door of a wayside Inn, parlez-vous.
They came
to the door of a wayside Inn, parlez-vous.
They came
to the door of a wayside Inn, pissed on the mat and walked right in,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
Oh,
landlord, have you a daughter fair?, parlez-vous.
Oh,
landlord, have you a daughter fair?, parlez-vous.
Oh landlord
have you a daughter fair with lily-white tits and golden hair?,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
My only
daughter's far too young, parlez-vous.
My only
daughter's far too young, parlez-vous.
My only
daughter's far too young, to be fucked by you, you bastard Hun,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
Oh, father
dear, I'm not too young, parlez-vous.
Oh, father
dear, I'm not too young, parlez-vous.
Oh, father
dear, I'm not too young, I've just been fucked by the blacksmith's son,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
At last
they got her on the bed, parlez-vous.
At last
they got her on the bed, parlez-vous.
At last
they got her on the bed and shagged her 'til her cheeks were red,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
They took
her down a shady lane, parlez-vous.
They took
her down a shady lane, parlez-vous.
They took
her down a shady lane wnd shagged her back to life again,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
And then
they took her to a bed, parlez-vous.
And then
they took her to a bed, parlez-vous.
And then
they took her to a bed and shagged her Ôtil she was nearly dead,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
They
shagged her up they shagged her down, parlez-vous.
They
shagged her up they shagged her down, parlez-vous.
They shagged
her up they shagged her down, they shagged her all around the town,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
They
shagged her in they shagged her out, parlez-vous.
They
shagged her in they shagged her out, parlez-vous.
They
shagged her in they shagged her out, they shagged her up her water-spout,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
Now, seven
months later all was well, parlez-vous.
Now, seven
months later all was well, parlez-vous.
Now seven
months later all was well, eight months later she began to swell,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
Nine months
later she gave a grunt, parlez-vous.
Nine months
later she gave a grunt, parlez-vous.
Nine months
later she gave a grunt and a little fat Prussian popped out her cunt,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
The fat
little Prussian he grew and grew, parlez-vous.
The fat
little Prussian he grew and grew, parlez-vous.
The fat
little Prussian he grew and grew, he fucked the cat and the donkey too,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.
The fat
little Prussian, he went to hell, parlez-vous.
The fat
little Prussian, he went to hell, parlez-vous.
The fat
little Prussian he went to hell, he fucked the devil and his wife as well,
Hinky-dinky,
parlez-vous.